Birthday Card - I Bought You A Goldfish....
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- COM 4734
- 0.03 KGS
- Gift wrapping:
- Options available
- Calculated at Checkout
For someone who loves a more humourous birthday, why not purchase this funny greeting card.
Outside:For your birthday I bought you a goldfish from the pet store.
Inside: I know aquariums can be a pain so I left it the goldfish at the pet store. You can visit any time. He's the orange one. - David Crowe
Frank & Funny is a ground breaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off.
With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion. Laughter is inspiring:
- 5.38”H x 4.25”W
- Kraft paper envelope
- Printed with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper
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