Birthday Card - As You Get Older
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- SKU:
- COM 5136
- Condition:
- New
- Weight:
- 0.03 KGS
- Gift wrapping:
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For someone who loves a more humourous birthday, why not purchase this funny greeting card.
Outside: As you get older you might notice a few wrinkles....
Inside: That's just your body making room for dessert. Happy Birthday. - Bengt Washburn
Frank & Funny is a ground breaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off.
With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion. Laughter is inspiring:
- 5.38”H x 4.25”W
- Kraft paper envelope
- Printed with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper
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You may return 'most' new, unopened items within 7 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within three weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request.
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